submissivefeminist:

inveniemus:

Rubik’s Cube for Masochists by ~diana-irimie

As someone who could solve the Rubik’s Cube in under a minute, I think having a Dominant instruct me to solve this would be amusing.

^^

seblaine:

watch out guys obama is doing his job

bartimanus:

wontonpoop:

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

sus-asfxckk:

haaaaannnn:

No such thing as “dirty pants” unless they smell or got a stain on em

my gf will never understand…

gerarwday:

hey
did you know that like
you can smoke weed and not be insufferably annoying about it
wow
what a thought

hey
did you know that like
you can be alive and not be insufferably annoying about everything
wow
what a thought

I just can’t win.

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin:

“Guys like us just don’t fall out of the fucking sky, you know!”

— Dogma

why the fuck would anyone stay alive for any of that bullshit. like.

old age? really? why the fuck would anyone want to grow old? what if you don’t want/like children? And if you feel like killing yourself, then whoever loves you isn’t doing a very good job of making you feel like that. and 4? IT ALSO GETS WORSE, TOO YA KNOW. and all this other gay shit. 9? fucking really? OH HERE BE BY YOURSELF IT’LL MAKE YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE.

Thank fuck the person who made this isn’t a fucking life coach, i tell you what. Shit like this gets under my skin.

How about you make a list of 10 things where you know everyone enjoys that shit. like masturbating. or ice cream. or any number of fandoms.

seriously.

themostdistantstar:

I AM SO ANGRY THAT LISA IS PLAYING FFX. ALL SHE DOES IS SIT THERE LOOKING AT THAT DAMNED TIDUS. SHE HATES ALL OF US EXCEPT HER DAMNED TIDUS. I SHOULD DELETE HER TIDUS. ERGEREGEEEEGEKLEKALJ:DLJLHKEJHKAK:DJKAJKFJALH:ALHFLHKFAJF:LAFJKAJKFJKDTIDUS!

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You’ve confused Tidus with Rikku.